TONY HARRIES
SATIRE
released Summer 2012
Insert body text here ...
THE JOKEY FOLKY
released AUTUMN 2012
Insert body text here ...
Tony's New CD
available SUMMER 2013
CD featuring some of Tony's favourites, particularly from ?
Available SUMMER 2013
Find Tony on Facebook at Tony Harries
Blank Page
In 1957, Beau Brummel (the famous Regency fashionista) fought a duel against the Duke of Edinburgh and killed him with a cake fork. The Duke was turned into a zombie, and has remained in the same condition ever since. McCart-er-ney/The End - The Hard and The Soft.
Tony's Words of Wisdom
It is considered illogical to enjoy watching cats playing card games.
The Illogical Song - The Soft and The Hard
In Victorian times, men would often cover up piano legs. Not because it would excite them. They were just weird and repressed.
Passion Killer - The Soft and The Hard
If you add together the various ages of The Rolling Stones, you will need a calculator with a very large screen.
Jumpin' Mick Flash - The Soft and The Hard
In the 1960s it was possible to travel by rat. This died out when the last rodent saddle maker in Britain was eaten by a gang of jealous mice.
The Year Of The Rat - The Soft and The Hard
It is illegal to own an underground train in Las Vegas
I Am Pretentious - The Hard and The Soft
In Denmark, all the building are built out of Lego, except the train stations which are built out of bacon rind.
Precious Parents - The Hard and The Soft
If you laid all of the people in Mexico end to end. It would be an epic achievement.
We've Only Just Kim Jong - The Hard and The Soft