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SATIRE

 

released   Summer 2012

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THE JOKEY FOLKY

 

released   AUTUMN 2012

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Tony's New CD

 

available   SUMMER 2013

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Available SUMMER 2013

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The local taxi service still use a horse and cart. When the horse is needed for farming, a local tourist is forced to pull the cart. Give three cheers for Smugville.

CHARLIE THE UBER MAN - WELCOME TO SMUGVILLE.

Tony's Words of Wisdom

Welcome to Smugville. The sort of place where everybody spends their time telling you just how great it is living there and how there's no other place like it. You know, the sort of place that make you want to kill!

WELCOME TO SMUGVILLE

To become the Mayor of Smugville you have to wine an eating competition. In fact, it's the first person who eats their opponent that become the Mayor. Give three cheers for Smugville!

SMUGVILLE - WELCOME TO SMUGVILLE

 

On the first day of May the village of Smugville has its peasant rolling festival. This is nothing to do with May Day, it's just another way of keeping the poor in their place!

MR PEARL - WELCOME TO SMUGVILLE

The village shop specialises in antique torturing equipment. Do not worry because this has been tested to British Standards on those foreigners who are disliked by the people of Smugville!

WIND YOU NECK IN - WELCOME TO SMUGVILLE

 

All the young of Smugville are forced to spend their pocket moneyon bullets and guns. This is so they are well equipped to shoot those strangers who pop into the local pub!

BEHIND THE DOOR - WELCOME TO SMUGVILLE

 

A celebrity did open the village fete but was never seen again. They say that the Wicker Man burnt better than ever and that the crops did not fail that year. It will soon be time for the next fete so which celebrity should they invite?

MAKE MY DAY - WELCOME TO SMUGVILLE

 

The local doctor doesn't have a waiting list because witchcraft is still alive, and people would prefer to rub a toad on a wart than waste their money on life-saving potions from the NHS!

THIS HOUSE IS NOT MY HOME - WELCOME TO SMUGVILLE.