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THE JOKEY FOLKY

 

released   AUTUMN 2012

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Tony's New CD

 

available   SUMMER 2013

CD featuring some of Tony's favourites, particularly from ?

 

 

 

Available SUMMER 2013

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In 1957, Beau Brummel (the famous Regency fashionista) fought a duel against the Duke of Edinburgh and killed him with a cake fork. The Duke was turned into a zombie, and has remained in the same condition ever since. McCart-er-ney/The End - The Hard and The Soft.

 

Tony's Words of Wisdom

It is considered illogical to enjoy watching cats playing card games.

The Illogical Song - The Soft and The Hard

In Victorian times, men would often cover up piano legs. Not because it would excite them. They were just weird and repressed.

Passion Killer - The Soft and The Hard

If you add together the various ages of The Rolling Stones, you will need a calculator with a very large screen.

Jumpin' Mick Flash - The Soft and The Hard

In the 1960s it was possible to travel by rat. This died out when the last rodent saddle maker in Britain was eaten by a gang of jealous mice.

The Year Of The Rat - The Soft and The Hard

It is illegal to own an underground train in Las Vegas

I Am Pretentious - The Hard and The Soft

In Denmark, all the building are built out of Lego, except the train stations which are built out of bacon rind.

Precious Parents - The Hard and The Soft

If you laid all of the people in Mexico end to end. It would be an epic achievement.

We've Only Just Kim Jong - The Hard and The Soft